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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 09:26
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
What has been your best sexual experience?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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